OC Roundup

Ah, summer is ending in the OC, as if it matters because at the end of the summer you will still be tan all year round and you are still having way more fun than the average human being. Poor, poor Kirsten. Her one child leaves for the summer, completely freeing her of motherly duties, and she finds this unbearable. As a consolation prize, she gets to remodel the house. Kirsten got bored this summer...and dozens of ripped, shirtless men later... Its hard to be an OC mom. Its even harder to be an OC princess stuck in the tower of your new mansion where your summer activities include lying out by the pool, getting wasted at 10 am and sleeping with the gardener, who also aint bad to look at and coincidentally also never wears a shirt. It must be a union thing. Anyway, her trite alcoholism is getting awfully tiring I must admit. She either needs to show us she can booze or stop completely. No one is impressed when you drink at school anymore. That is so eighth grade. Blow us a line already Marissa.
Overall, slightly uneventful episode, we are still just getting little plot necessities out of the way- the REAL drama will start unfolding soon. Nonetheless, I still love me some Seth Cohen. I would never trade him for the WASP version as Summer chooses to. Say what you will ladies. I can already hear the jokes coming from Wall St and Astor Place.